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Two Norwegian men were driving near Mt. Horab, a Norwegian community in Wisconsin, when they noticed a large billboard sign advertising free sex with a 15 gallon fill-up of gas. Thinking this sounded like too good of a deal to be true, they both decided to check it out and… Read more“FREE SEX WITH FILL-UP”

A couple were having financial problems until finally they couldn’t stand it any more. The husband said to his wife that is was necessary for her to make şişli bayan escort some money through prostitution to get by. So the husband drove taksim bayan escort her to the place where… Read more“Desparate Measures_(1)”

Depuis quelques temps je séjourne avec mon mari dans une résidence en Savoie. Le bourg entouré de montagnes nous offre un cadre magnifique. Au début je participe aux grandes randonnées que mon mari affectionne puis j’y renonce rapidement disant que cela me fatigue trop. je m’abstiens pour me cantonner à… Read more“LAURA 106: séjour dans les Alpes 1”

After a long and tedious day at school teaching the world’s worst freshmen class, the last thing she wanted to do was grade another paper, or look at another student… or another human being for that matter! It’s funny that she was in such a mood, because she normally had… Read more“Traffic Jams”

This is no Toy! Sam was standing in the front door waiting for me when I pulled into the driveway. He almost ran to the car. “It came! It got here about an hour ago!” “What are you talking about?” I laughed as he helped me out f the car…. Read more“This is No Toy”

Shit, he thought. Who could that be?! He wasn’t expecting anyone. He contemplated ignoring it and thrusting his fully loaded cock into her but one of his neighbours was quite elderly and might need his help. He didn’t have time to untie her, pull his shorts up and get to… Read more“The Look Ch. 03”

I’ve known my Wife for years, and find her terribly sexy. Turned on by her movements and her mannerisms, I’m constantly at odds with myself not to trample her with my desires. Point of fact, I’m usually rejected. Maybe it’s the way I come on to her, or maybe there’s… Read more“The Perks of Being Me”